I ate your taco.
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Whee~
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I’m a man.
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lol one of my faves
i should be doing homework
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LOL jeff chan~~
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good thing Gandalf doesn’t teach any of my classes.
LMFAOOO
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My brain is pouring out of my ears.
…………………………. the answer is yes…… O.O
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Similes Used in High School Essays
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli, and he was room temperature back bacon.
5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.sooooo funnyyyy i should use some.
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lol. nothing more to say.
good job andrew, finally a tumblr
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My sister doesn’t even get this, and she’s only 3 1/2 years younger than me…makes me feel old. BUT LOL OH LOL (:
Reblog if you hated this paperclip?
i frikken hate that thing with a passion
i would always set it to hideSource: cheapandjuicy
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Photographers are violent people, first they frame you, then they shoot you, and then finally they hang you on the wall
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