I ate your taco.

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    3) Lost items:
    We found today: 1.) a purse with credit cards. As usual, I’ll max them out (sorry, need to buy a laser gun on the intergalactic black market for my X-wing) then give it to the sec to email the owner…
    – online announcement board by my physics prof
  2.   this looks like a glasses case i know of

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    this looks like a glasses case i know of

    (via )

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    ‘Lord of the Rings’ Extended Editions Coming Back To Theaters This June →

    fuckyeahlordoftherings:

    Submitted by arya-stark

     this is relevant to me

    Source: fuckyeahlordoftherings

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    Me: Hi

    My Girlfriend, Sonia: Hi

    Me: How are you?

    My Girlfriend, Sonia: Hi

    Me: How are you?

    My Girlfriend, Sonia: Hi

    Me: How are you?

    My Girlfriend, Sonia: Hi

    Me: How. Are. You.

    My Girlfriend, Sonia: I'm good

  5.   ilovecharts:

-Tim 
Addition to the Attraction Chart Battle

 hehe its not a function, its a relation…ship

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    ilovecharts:

    -Tim 

    Addition to the Attraction Chart Battle

     hehe its not a function, its a relation…ship

    Source: ilovecharts

  6.   lul i remember this :)

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    lul i remember this :)

    (via leafarja)

    Source: shiv-ver

  7.   expertz:

A normal day at the park

 lul C:

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    expertz:

    A normal day at the park

     lul C:

    (via fuckyeahlordoftherings)

    Source: expertz

  8.   [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

    bessarion:

    Howlin’ for You - The Black Keys

    Baby, I’m howlin’ for you.

     love the album cover

    (via theenglish-way)

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    Chaos will reign supreme.
    – My Biology Textbook
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    theenglish-way asked: BRING MY CORAL PANTS TOMORROW.

    I want my pants back you forgetful arse.

    yes miss. you can be sure that your pants will be delivered to your hands tomorrow. if not you can kick my forgetful arse

  11.   adventurez:

snuzzy:

Bear and Tiger = BEST FRIENDS

Bros.

 pooh and tigger

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    adventurez:

    snuzzy:

    Bear and Tiger = BEST FRIENDS

    Bros.

     pooh and tigger

    (via blogtheimpaler)

    Source: snuzzy

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    Currently, i am physically unable to raise my left pinky finger. I have absolutely no idea why but it is paralysed for that motion.

    im scared

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    Two scientists walk into a bar

    The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

    (via bessarion)

    Source: thehokeypokey

  14.   The kid on the bottom right reminds me of Chan.

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    The kid on the bottom right reminds me of Chan.

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    You’re annoying, and I hate you.
    – A voicemail message I kept saved from my girlfriend. I love you too :)